Lyrics of Song Titties n Beer

Terry bozzio (drums)
Roy estrada (vocals, bass)
Adrian belew (guitar)
Ed mann (percussion)
Patrick o´hearn (bass)
Tommy mars (keyboards)
Peter wolf (keyboards)

It was the blackest night!
There was no moon in sight!
(you know the stars ain´t shinin´
´cause the sky´s too tight)
I heard the scary wind!
I seen some ugly trees!
There was a werewolf honkin´,
´long the side of me!

I´m mean ´n i´m bad, (y´know i ain´t no sissy)
Got a big-titty girly by the name of ´chrissy´
Talkin´ about her ´n my bike ´n me...
´n this ride up the mountain of mystery, (mystery)

(how ´re you doin´?)

I noticed even the crickets
Acted weird up here
And so i figured i might
Just drink a little beer
I said, "gimme summa that what yer suckin´ on..."
But there was no reply
´cause she was gone!

"where´s those titties i like so well,
´n´ my goddam beer!"
Is what i started to yell, then i heard this noise
Like a crunchin´ twig, ´n up jumped the devil!
(he´s about this big!)

He had a red suit on
An´ a widow´s peak
An´ then a pointed tail
´n like a sulphur reek,
Yes, it was him awright,
I swear i knowed it was!
He had some human flesh
Stuck underneath his claws
You know, it looked to me
Like it was titty skin!
I said, "you son-of-a-bitch!"
(´cause i was mad at him!)
He just got out his floss
´n started cleanin´ his fang
So i shot him with my shooter,
Said: bang! bang! bang!

Then the sucker just laughed ´n said: "put it away!
You know, i ate her all up...now what you
Gonna say?"
You ate my chrissy?
"yeah! titties ´n all!"
Well what about the beer then?
"now, were the cans this tall?"
Even her boots?
"would i lie to you?"
Shit, you musta been hungry!
"yeah, this is true."
Don´t they pay you good for the
Stuff that you do?
"well, you know, i can´t complain when the checks come through..."
Well i want my chrissy,
Oh yeah?
´n i want my beer
Hah!
So you just barf it back up!
Now, devil, do you hear?
Look:
"blow it out your ass, motorcycle man!
I mean, i am the devil, do you understand?
Just what will you give me for your
Titties and beer?
I suppose you noticed this little
Contract here..."
Yer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore!
Don´t call me that!
That´s about the only reason
I learned writin´ for!
Gimme that paper! bet yer horns i´ll sign!
Because i need a beer, ´n it´s titty-
Squeezin´ time!
"man, you can´t fool me! you ain´t that bad!
Oh yeah?
Why you shoulda seen some of the souls that i´ve had!
There was milhous nixon ´n agnew too!
´n both of those suckers was worse ´n you!"
Let´s make a deal if you think
That´s true
I mean, you´re supposed to be the devil so...whatcha
Gonna do?
Heh?

Now hold on just a second...
You wanna make a deal with me hah?
Yeah!
Well ah, i don´t know man, you know...
I just don´t know about this...
What?
See, cause i...
Listen, you´re...are you losing your nerve?
No man, it ain´t got nothin´ to do with nerve...
You´re supposed to be the devil!
It´s got to do...
You´re supposed to be bad!
It´s got to do with style, fool!
I don´t know if you´ve the right style to get into hell,
You know...
Well, actually, to tell you...tell you the honest to god
Truth,
I´m very short on style as a matter of fact...
Yeah, i know...that´s...that´s what makes me wonder
But i have...i, i think i have something that
You may be interested in...
What is that?
You can have my soul
It´s a mean little sucker
´bout a thousand years old
But once you gets it
You can´t give it back
You gotta keep it forever
An´ that´s a natural fact!
Ooh wee!
Do you read me devil?
Oh yeah!
What? am i supposed to be scared, man?
Oh yeah, reety, aw-righty!
Oh yeah, that´s real tough!
I bet you´re real bad!
Listen fool, you´ve got to prove to me that you´re rough
Enough to get into hell
That you´ve got the style enough to get into hell
So start talkin´...
Alright, lemme tell ya somethin´
Alright!
I´ll prove to you that i´m bad enough to go to hell
Yeah!
Because i have been through it!
Yeah!
I have seen it!
Yeah!
It has happened to me!
Yeah!
Remember, i was signed with warner brothers
For eight fuckin´ years!!!
Tell me about it!
Now you´re talkin´ about something!
Now how bad is that?
That sounds good to me, motherfucker!
So move right along
Tell me what your interests are, you know...
If we´re gonna come to some kind of agreement,
I´ve got to know what you´re all about, you know...
´cause i don´t know if you´re the right type for the...
For the place, you know
Look...lemme tell you what my problem really is, you see
Ok...
My problem is that i don´t belong anywhere
Aha...
You see... i don´t even belong where you are, you see
I hope not!
I, i´m a simple person, you know
I have very small desires in life
Titties ´n beer, you know
No! what?
Titties ´n beer!
No! no man, you´re joking...
Titties ´n beer, titties ´n beer, titties ´n beer...
What? no! no please... no! not that! oh no man, no!
Titties ´n beer, titties ´n beer, titties ´n beer...
No! no! no! no! no! not titties ´n beer!
Oh i can´t stand titties ´n beer!...
Titties ´n beer, titties ´n beer, titties ´n beer...
(i´m in you! i´m in you!)
Oh no! no! no! wait...
Ah! look at this! what am i gonna do with this thing?
...wait, wait, please no!
Hey! look at this!

"no! don´t sign it! give me time to think!
...hold on a second, boy, ´cause...that´s
Magic ink!"

Then the devil barfed
´n out jumped my girl
They heard the titties plop-ploppin´
All around the world, she said:

"i got three beers ´n a fist fulla downs,
An´ i´m gonna get ripped, so fuck
You clowns!"

Then she gave us the finger!
(it was rigid ´n stiff)
That´s when the devil, she farted
An´ she went right over the cliff!
The devil was mad!
(i took off to my pad)
I swear i do declare!
How did she get back there?
I swear i do declare!
How did she get back there?
I swear i do declare!
How did she get back there?
I swear i do declare!
How did she get back there?

Alright!