Lyrics of Song Any Kind Of Pain

You are the girl
Somebody invented
In a grim little office
On Madison Ave.

They were specific
They made you terrific:
Red lips;
Blue eyes;
Blonde hair;
Un-wise --
You´re All-American,
And, darling, they said so

YOU´D TAKE ANY KIND OF PAIN FROM ME,
WOULDN´T YOU, BABY?
YOU´D TAKE ANY KIND OF PAIN FROM ME,
WOULDN´T YOU, BABY?
SINCE YOU HAVEN´T GOT A BRAIN,
LET ME JUST EXPLAIN:
ANY KIND OF PAIN
IS NEVER A MAYBE

Her head´s full of bubbles;
Her nose is petite!
She looks like she never
Gets nothin´ to eat!

She dines with actors,
´N Wall Street characters:
Dull talk;
Nice clothes --
See her?
She blows --
She´s so important
´Cause he gets to do talk shows --

AND SHE´D TAKE ANY KIND OF PAIN FROM ME,
WOULDN´T YOU, BOBBY?
SHE´D TAKE ANY KIND OF PAIN FROM ME,
WOULDN´T YOU, BOBBY?
SINCE YOU HAVEN´T GOT A NAME,
LET ME JUST EXPLAIN:
ANY KIND OF PAIN
IS PROBABLY HER HOBBY

She has moves up now;
She´s come a long way --
They give her bunches
Of words she can say!

When she´s in a bold mood,
´Confinement Loaf´ sounds good --
That´s right,
She´s wrong!
Let´s end
Her song

(It seems she´s everywhere
We just can´t escape her --
Is this a miracle of pure evolution?
And all the yuppie boys, they dream they will rape her --
She brings the 80´s
To a thrilling conclusion!)

YES, SHE´S EVERY BIT AS TAME AS ME,
ISN´T SHE TENDER?
YES, SHE´S EVERY BIT AS LAME AS ME,
LET US REMEMBER,
SHE GETS ONLY HALF THE BLAME
ONLY HALF THE BLAME
ONLY HALF THE BLAME
UNLESS WE EXTEND HER --