Lyrics of Song Big Ole Butt

I was at the mall, sippin´ on a milkshake
Playin´ the wall, takin´ a break
Admirin´ the girls with the bamboo earings
Baby hair and bodies built to swing
That´s when i seen her
Her name was tina
Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina
I said, "how you doin´, my name´s big l
Don´t ask me how i´m livin´, ´cause, yo, i´m living swell
But then again i´m livin´ kind of foul
´cause my girl don´t know that i´m out on the prowl"
To make a long story short, i got the digits
Calls her on my car phone and paid her a visit
I was spankin´ her and thankin´ her, chewin´ her and doin´ her
Layin´ like a king on sheets of satin
That´s what time it is, you know what´s happenin´
She had a big ole booty, i was doin´ my duty
I mean, yo, i admit that my girl´s a cutie
But tina was erotic, earl´s my witness
With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business
When i went home, i kissed my girl on the cheek
But in the back of my mind it was this big butt freak
I sat my girl down, i couldn´t hold it in
And said to her with a devilish grin...

Tina got a big ole butt
I know i told you i´d be true
But tina got a big ole butt
So i´m leavin´ you
Tina got a big ole butt
I know i told you i´d be true
But tina got a big ole butt
So i´m leavin´ you

I went to the high school about three o´clock
To try to catch a cutie ridin´ my jock
My homeboy´s jeep, the system blastin´
Cold forty dogs, smilin´ and laughin´
Girls all over, the kind i adore
I felt like a kid in a candy store
That´s when i seen her
Her name was brenda
She had the kind of booty that i´d always remember
I said to my man, "stop the jeep"
She´s only senteen but, yo, don´t sleep
I kicked the bass like an nfl punter
And scoped the booty like a big game hunter
I said to the girl, "yo, you look tired
Let´s go get some rest, relax by the fire"
I put the big booty on a bearskin rug
She gave me a kiss, i have her a hug
I said to the girl, "them young boys ain´t nothin´
You want to get freaky, let me kiss your belly button"
I circled it and teased it and made her squeal
Grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steel
When i was through, i wiped the sweat from my eyes
When to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies
Tina busted in my house while i was eatin´
You know what i said
Too bad you caught me cheatin´, but...

Brenda got a big ole butt
I know i told you i´d be true
But brenda got a big ole butt
So i´m leavin´ you
Brenda got a big ole butt
I know i told you i´d be true
But brenda got a big ole butt
So i´m leavin´ you

I went to red lobster for shrimp and steak
Around the time whe the waitress are on their lunch break
I pulled in the parkin´ lot and parded my car
Somebody shouted out, "i don´t care who you are"
I paid it no attention, i walked inside
Because brian had a nine and he was chillin´ in the ride
I walked in the place, everybody was lookin´
And shrimp and steak wasn´t the only thing cookin´
I sat down to eat, ordered my food
I said to the waitress, "i don´t men to be rude
But i´ll take you on a platter"
She said, "you got a girl," i said, "it don´t matter
You look like you´re tastier than a pipin´ hot pizza
What´s your name?" she said, "my tag says lisa"
I said, "o.k., you´re smart and all that
But when you get off work, yo, i´ll be back"
She looked at me and said, "make yourself clear
L, where we going?" i said, "right here"
She looked kind of puzzled, i said, "you´ll see"
I pulled up at ten on the d.o.t.
When she walked out the door, i threw my tongue down her throat
Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat
Laid her on the table and place my order
And habe her a tip much bigger than a quarter
On and on to the break ´a dawn
All over the restaurant, word is born
I heard somebody coughin´, i checked my watch
I couldn´t believe it said nine o´clock
I grabbed my pants, put on my kangol
Who did i see, oh, yo, it was brenda
Yo, she worked at red lobster but i didn´t remember

Lisa got a big ole butt
I know i told you i´d be true
But lisa got a big ole butt
So i´m leavin´ you
See ya
Lisa got a big ole butt
I know i told you i´d be true
But lisa got a big ole butt
So i´m leavin´ you
See ya